"All the boys want her, but they can't have her"
Why can't I meet any of those cool and hot boys?
"You think that I'm gonna let you step up? Well let me pop out and show you my toys"
"Don't think you can touch my Ibuki!"
"You've done it now, gone and messed with the tanooki; it's time to kick booty!"
I guess I should warn ya; watch out for Don-chan, my little "biggest fan"
Please come and approach me and see what it means to be a man
"Yea look to your left, look to your right, kunai will fly as I slash your eyes and bloody up your sight!"
"All y'all are worthless and don't compare,
I'm startin to wonder if the only male for you is the one with the tail
Well I'll give em one last chance before the stone cold stare"
Now, Don-Chan, it's not their fault they don't have a legendary pair!